try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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