belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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