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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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