Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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