it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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