Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
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