I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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