I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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