Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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