try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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