My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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