I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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