How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
Some broad at the bar just asked me how much money I make. I don't know whats worse, the question or the answer.
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
you tried to scramble eggs in my dryer last night. i want you here in 15 minutes to clean this shit up
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
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