I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
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