He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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