That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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