I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
Randomize
