So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
Randomize
