hell yes lets make some ravioli
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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