I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
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