I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
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