porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
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