How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
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