Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
He keeps bees of course he's weird
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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