So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
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