it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
Happy hour is for amateurs. Been drunk since 1230. Fell asleep in a disney viewing of UP. Went to the roosevelt and drank more. Now im stumbling around the grove.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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