SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
I think people are normalizing furries
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