A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
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Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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