DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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