therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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