i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
Randomize
