brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
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