He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
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