Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(818): View more from California

Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night

(334): View more from Alabama

I felt like a fucking code breaker.

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(901): View more from Tennessee

Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.

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(646): View more from New York

if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way

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(360): View more from Washington

He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...

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(402): View more from Nebraska

I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.

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