I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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