I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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