You just made me feel so damn special
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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