Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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