i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
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