Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
wow bdsm is so cute
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