I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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