Kareoke will never be a sober sport
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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