The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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