There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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