And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
Randomize
