please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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