she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
You've changed since you got that strap on
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