some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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