I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
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