Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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